Training your sibling is a delicate art, much like taming a wild animal except louder and with more snack negotiations. The key is positive reinforcement. For example, when your sibling finally returns your stuff without being asked five times, reward them with something they love maybe the TV remot
One night, I dreamed I was a detective… but not just any detective I was a jellybean in a trench coat, solving candy crimes in a world made entirely of desserts. Donuts were the police force, marshmallows were the innocent civilians, and the villain? A mysterious licorice twist who kept
If aliens ever intercepted Earth’s television signals, they’d probably be both fascinated and very, very confused. One minute they’d be watching humans cry over roses on dating shows, and the next, they’d see people baking cakes under extreme pressure for no clear reaso
Being a professional procrastinator is a full-time job I just haven’t gotten around to updating my résumé yet. I’ve mastered the art of doing everything except the thing I’m supposed to do. Need to clean my entire room, alphabetize my bookshelf, or suddenly learn how